11 Things You Missed On The Internet | 01.22.24

Jason Kelce, Bro Legend

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Brandon Wenerd
January 22, 2024

Hope everyone had a great weekend. I had an epic one in the Sierras at Mammoth Mountain skiing for three days. A couple highlights:

  • Skiing Cornice Bowl on the morning on Friday.

  • Skiing Mammoth’s backside after lunch on Friday.

  • An apres ski soak on Friday at Crab Cooker Hot Springs while soaking up the Sierra views

  • Powder day on Saturday. At least seven inches of heavy fluffy stuff to shred.

  • Running into my old high school ski buddy Mark completely unexpectedly, catching up with him on the lift about how life’s been the last 18 years or so, then skiing freshies through trees with his crew on Chair 12, where I face-planted when I caught a powder lip with a little too much speed. Whoopsie. Nothing like a yard sale to keep you humble. Glad my new bindings work!

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Also, how about those football games? The stage is set! My good buddy here in Los Angeles owns a Detroit Lions bar. Last night, after he got home, he texted me about how the place was packed to gills, they had to turn people away, and how many Lions fans of all ages were balling their eyes out - that it was one of the most surreal sites he’s ever witnessed. Absolutely LOVE to see it.

Have a great week, everyone! I’ll be back on Wednesday and Friday with more from the wide world of BroBible.

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