11 Things You Missed On The Internet | 01.19.24

How many Uncrustables can you eat in a day?

What a week, huh? It sure was a busy one. I’m back from Vegas and in the Sierras to ski Mammoth this weekend, so I’ll keep today’s email quick and to the point. Here’s a handful of stories that caught my attention on BroBible the last couple of days:

  1. Have you ever seen a Snowado, meaning a tornado in the snow? Neither have I! But a little twister happened in Breckenridge, right by a lift line. Seems like a good premise to a B-movie.

  2. Apparently the Ted series on Peacock is really funny? I loved the movies back in the day. Might be worth checking out this weekend for a foul-mouthed teddy bear ripping bong hits?

  3. Eminem is pretty serious about playing for the Detroit Lions. OK?

  4. Dieon Sanders has a good theory on why Nick Saban retired.

  5. Some good news about Dick Vitale.

  6. I love watching these Red Flag training videos that elite fighter pilots are doing right now outside Las Vegas.

What’s your favorite chili secret ingredient? I just talked to someone who said they said anchovies are a game-changer. I can’t wait to try chili with anchovies in the mix now. Email me some additions to this list I wrote a couple years ago on BroBible and I’ll shout you out in a future email. [email protected]

Have a great weekend, everyone!

The Baltimore Ravens Eat A Truly Insane Amount Of Uncrustables Every Day

How many Uncrustables do you think you could put down in a day? I think I’m good for easily six if that’s all I’m putting in my body that day. The Sphere In Las Vegas Charges Outrageous Prices To Advertise During Super Bowl Week

The Sphere In Las Vegas Charges Outrageous Prices To Advertise During Super Bowl Week

Looking at your credit card statement after a trip to Vegas is a very, very scary thing. I wonder if CMOs and brand managers are going to feel the same after writing fat checks for advertising on The Sphere during Super Bowl week?

Jennifer Lopez Has Made A Movie That Looks Like It Could Be Contender For The Worst Of All Time

I’m probably never going to watch this, but the entrepenurer in me sorta loves that we live in an era where you can make a weird movie about the dumbest thing humanly possible and, as long as it has a somewhat-famous person attached, it probably won’t completely flop.

Coofandy Has Perfected Stylish And Affordable Men’s Athleisure Under $50 (20% OFF WITH PROMO CODE ‘BROBIBLE20’) [sponsored]

Coofandy started in 2015 with the goal of creating a men’s apparel brand where you can explore new, everyday styles without it costing an arm and a leg. You’ll be shocked by the variety of apparel that covers everything from wedding attire to lazy loungewear. Looking to mix things up with something new in your wardrobe? Coofandy has you covered. Content with just simple upgrades to your basics? They’ve got all of that, too.

Plus, they’re offering an additional 20% off sitewide with promo code “BROBIBLE20”! (Offers ends April 18)

Rory McIlroy Trying An Old School Driver Is Proof The Clubs Need To Be Rolled Back, Not The Ball

With two sings of an old school TaylorMade driver, Rory McIlroy revealed how much of an edge Pro Tour golfers gain from modern technology. In the 2022-23 PGA Tour season, Rory ranked 1st in Driving Distance at 326.3 yards. He also ranked 3rd in Strokes Gained Off The Tee. McIlroy also ranked 7th on Tour in Average Club Head Speed at 122.80 MPH.

What if there was a golf tournament every year where all these pro golfers have to play with clubs from the 1930s? It’d be electric.

Crowd Goes Wild When Fan Sinks 95-Foot Full-Court Putt For $10,000

This is an awesome way to make $10,000.

Hilarious Fan Theory Suggests Steve Buscemi Plays The Same Character In ‘Billy Madison’, ‘Con-Air’, And ‘Big Lebowski’

This is my new favorite pop culture theory.

People Are Learning How Alligators Survive In Frozen Ponds Thanks To A New Viral Video

You never really think about alligators having to stay warm under ice. But it happens and they have to figure out how to stay toasty down there.

Men Really Are Better With Directions Than Women, So Says Science

The evolution of our species sure explains a lot.

‘Game of Thrones’ Showrunners Give Delusional Answer When Asked What They’d Change About The Series

I can’t believe there isn’t more things they’d change about the last great premium cable show (before the streaming era, at least) of all time.

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Throw ‘Unsportsmanlike Conduct’ Flag On Packers Players

Jacob wrote one heck of a good headline for this one.

The Strange Accident That Led To The Worst Score In PGA Tour History

Mike Reasor shot the worst score ever recorded in a PGA Tour tournament (93-over!) thanks to a horse accident in between rounds. This story is a wild one, hold onto your butts.

New music Friday!

Good luck to everyone putting in for Phish Mondegreen festival passes! I still can’t believe Phish is doing a festival in Delaware. It’s going to rock. Because… Delaware.

  • Seu Jorge “Carolina”

  • Prince - “Sexy Dancer”

  • John Richman - “Parties In The U.S.A.”

  • Asher Roth, Heather Grey - “Temporary”

  • Tom Trischke, Billy Strings - “Brown’s Ferry Blues”

  • Umphrey’s McGee - “Booth Love”

  • Charley Crockett - “I Want To Cry”

Thanks for listening!

Have a great weekend, enjoy the NFL playoffs. Thanks again for reading. If you have any feedback, email me at [email protected].

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